Some times I daydream...

[beth_leonard]

...that the grocery store clerk is overly impressed at my milk lifting skills -- "Dude, check it out, this lady in my line just tossed that gallon of milk on the conveyer belt like it was a nerf ball! Then she carried out four 2-L bottles of Soda in one hand. I wonder how she got so buffed?!"

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I went to the store tonight. By myself. It was wonderful.