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You know you don't have toddlers when...
Feb. 11th, 2008 08:52 amWork in progress, but I don't want to forget the ones I've already thought up...
You know you don't have toddlers when:
* You select a shopping cart without looking at the state of the safety straps.
* You don't exclaim "Bus!" or "Firetruck!" whenever one of these objects comes into view.
* You only have one toilet in your bathroom.
* And it's not called a potty.
* You never need an alarm clock.
I'm thinking I might try to get my list up to 10, then send it around the internet.
This may only be funny if you have had toddlers.
--Beth
You know you don't have toddlers when:
* You select a shopping cart without looking at the state of the safety straps.
* You don't exclaim "Bus!" or "Firetruck!" whenever one of these objects comes into view.
* You only have one toilet in your bathroom.
* And it's not called a potty.
* You never need an alarm clock.
I'm thinking I might try to get my list up to 10, then send it around the internet.
This may only be funny if you have had toddlers.
--Beth
